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People even sicker than we are
One of my sick readers sent me a link to a wonderfully sick site – here’s the post I was sent for obvious reasons – who can resist solid chocolate baby heads in realistic death-mask like colors? But...
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And Not In A Good Way
From the listing: This hat is sure to get you noticed. It’s a hat. Made of a bobcat. With the little dead bobcat face up front, right over your face. I suppose you can file that under “If that doesn’t...
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Double Trouble
I don’t often feature the same craftsperson on consecutive days. But this is too good to resist for the Anti Gift Guide. Tis the season – fall on your knees and behold the glory of the… Otter Penis...
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There are Cheaper Ways to Piss Off Your Cat
In fact, this whole shop could be called “Ways to Make Your Cat Hate You.” {Source} $100 and you’ll be cleaning poop out of your shoes for a year. Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES...
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Put Some Pants On
No, do NOT elf yourself. And if you do, put some dang pants on. Yeesh. {Source} $60 pants extra Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother P-Touch Label...
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The Most Memorable Gift
If you want to give a Christmas present that no one will ever forget you gave… {Source} $1195. I cannot complain. Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother...
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I’m Afraid the Janitor Swept Up Your Valuable Art
This kind of makes me long for the days when sculpture meant some dead general on a horse in the plaza: {Source} $100,000, though you could probably talk them down to $99,995 if you work it hard...
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Horrendous Skin Condition, or Fashion Statement?
I’m just sad because I think the Christmas shipping cutoff date has passed: {Source} $268, or 5 cents per fake pearl. Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother...
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Earie
I know we’re supposed to live and let live, and not question other people’s lifestyle choices. And yet sometimes I cannot stop myself. I’m ok with a lot of things, but I just can’t endorse an elfin...
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Here’s Hoping Santa Doesn’t Visit You This Year
At least, I hope THIS Santa doesn’t visit. Because this Santa is creeeeepy. {Source} $390 but that’s what you pay when you buy art and not some normal-looking Santa from Target for $29.99, you...
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